The digital man no longer belongs to myth, no longer a product of scifi or the imagination; they now walk amongst us as us. The pursuit of the artificial man in terms of scientific quests and their philosophical implications has engaged the minds of the industries and their robotocists. This biomedical enterprise has resulted in androids able to mimic human capabilities, while research in androids leads to better and bigger implants the cosmetic industry keeps a close eye upon their achievement. The combining of nonliving with living parts has enabled the creators to make an android very similar to the being it is emulating.
In their newest product WSTR presents the ENTERTAINBOT. This lifelike android was specifically designed to replace high profile celebrities in order to give them the much needed time away to pursue varied opportunities such as rehabilitation or cosmetic surgery.
Combining biology, electronics, and mechanics, the new Entertainbots are remarkable in their ability to replace their counterparts. The only hint of their artificial beginnings is the unusual texture of their faces.
As one technician put it, “We understand the world has trouble coming to terms with a sixty year old person with a perfectly smooth face, however, as we attempted to perfect the wrinkle we discovered resistance from the star the android was representing. They preferred to be shown with the smooth android skin.”
These robosapiens run on the flash of cameras, sign autographs and pose for any amount of pictures. They can gush about the latest fads and feign interest in any pseudoenlightment that is revealed. They are programmed to wear poorly crafted designer clothes and be unable to form an intelligible opinion on any subject except the best rehab centres available. They will admit to being in love six times a year with their “soul mate”, be following a strict regime of diet and exercise regardless of weight, and be clean of all mind altering substances, regardless of erratic behaviour.
As human stand-ins these androids are economical as they have no use for entourages, limos, champagne or therapists. They are punctual and often sober while coming equipped with facial expressions their counterparts are often unable to mange under the botox influence. The new millennium is one of simu-people allowing the digital world to take the reality out of life once again.